Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Smell the Music.

The Arts have a pretty big hold on two of our senses: hearing and sight.

There is an unending amount of music and auditory experiences you can find anywhere from orchestra pits to the Zune Marketplace. Music can speak to your moods, let you drift away, or compel you to run and ram into a huge crowd of people doing the same. Music does a lot for people.

The sense of sight is equally explored. Everything from fine art, to sculpture, to movies, to youtube videos, to graffiti, to tattoos, its all an art form that uses our sense of sight.

But the sense of smell is more or less untapped.

I have heard that the sense of smell is one of the most powerful senses we have. Smells can trigger memories.

So why aren't there forms of art revolving around the sense of smell?

Think of a song made up of scents.

What would that be like?

The smell would gradually change, making you feel different things, think of different things.

Right now scents and fragrances are marketed in ways to make your house or room smell better, but not as a form of art.

Do you think the sense of smell will ever have a roll in art? Whether on its own or coupled with hearing or sight?

This is just something I've thought about. And now you're thinking about it. 

My Terrible Jokes

So sometimes my brain will just associate words in odd ways and it'll form a really lame joke in my head. Ask my roommate. He hears a lot of my on the fly terrible puns. Its fun watching him cringe when I say them.



But these are some of the bad jokes I've made up. At least the one's I can still remember.


Q: What is a snake's favorite part of band class?

A:The Scales!!!! Click here


Q: What is Eddie van Halen's favorite vegetable?

A: Rockoli! \m/>.<\m/


Q: What is the average cup size in Canada?

A: Eh. :\


Q: What did Dr. Solus prescribe Commander Shepard when he needed to fight dark energy wielding enemies?

A: Antibiotics! Doh!

(If you're into video games check out this site! http://www.itsjustagame.net/ )


Q: What did the scientific baker come up with?

A: A piepothesis!

Q: What is a pirate's least favorite color?

A: Maroon!


Well, thats all I can think of for now. Hope you don't have a mark on your forehead from facepalming.




Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Just a bit more...









More HDR













My HDR Photos.


These are a few, but not all, of the pictures I have done in high dynamic range. Enjoy.


















Well its not letting me upload any more pictures for some reason... I will put up more later I guess.





Two Pictures.

 I tuck in my alarm clock lego stormtrooper and his little buddy in at night lol. 
And during the day he peers at me over my computer. 

My Brilliant Ideas

So, as they come into my head, I record brilliant ideas in my phone. I suppose not all of them have made it into my phone, but I will write about the ones I do have written down.

Enjoy.




  1. A Dry Erase T-Shirt. This is essentially a shirt with an area on the front that acts as a whiteboard. Now you can change the stupid ironic phrase on your shirt every day!
  2. Rough Shoe Laces. I think I had this idea after my shoe laces would come untied all the time. If the shoelaces had more friction with each other they would be less likely to come undone. 
  3. Silent Shopping Carts. Pushing a shopping cart through a parking lot is annoying. Find a way to quiet those suckers. 
  4. Building Slides. I think every building thats more than 2 stories should have slides as a means of getting back down. Way more fun than elevators or stairs. 
    1. Note: I was told by someone with firsthand experience that people like to poop in slides.
  5. Playgrounds for Adults. I love playgrounds. But I don't want to look like a pedophile. Solution? Playgrounds made specifically for adults! Less safety, more fun!
  6. Helium Backpack. A backpack with a pocket of helium in it to take some of the stress off your back. lol. 
  7. A Backpack with Sound Effects. So when you open the zipper it goes: Ahhhh... And when you put stuff in it it goes: Nom Nom Nom. And when you re zip it it goes: Mmmmphff! Stuff like that. 
  8. Bacon Juice. One day I said that I needed to get some Naked Juice. My roommate thought I said Bacon Juice. With everyone's obsession for bacon, I figure it could sell. 
  9. Baby Shaped Candy Dish. It'd be like taking candy from a baby....
  10. Domesticated Squirrels. 'Cause having a squirrel for a pet would be awesome. 
  11. Baby Section in Restaurants. Restaurants have (or had) smoking sections because people don't want to be around annoying secondhand smoke. Why not have a baby section so people don't have to be around crying babies? 
  12. A Trivia Restaurant. I think this idea went something like this: You answer a trivia question right and you get your meal half off, you get it wrong you pay full price. Or double or nothing: you get the question right your meal is free, get it wrong and the price doubles. 
  13. A Gravity Gun Eating Utinsil. Basically your food just floats there. So you don't have to put your mouth on anything except the food. 
  14. Directionless Clothing. So no matter what its on the right way. No inside out. No forwards. No backwards. You just throw it on and its good to go. Simplifies things. 
  15. Thief App. I'm not sure what this one was supposed to be. I think it's supposed to be an app that can steal other apps...
  16. Solar Powered Heated Jackets. Self explanatory.
  17. Siamese Twin DJs. 'Cause that would be cool.  
  18. EDIT: Just found another one. Elevated Jar Bottom. Ever struggle to get peanut butter or what have you out of the bottom of the jar? Well, what if you just had to twist the bottom of the jar, and the bottom rose up through the jar, pushing all the leftover peanut butter up with it. Now you can reach it. 

Well thats it for now. I might assemble another list later once I come up with more brilliance.