Thursday, February 7, 2013

Should I Get a Star Wars tattoo???

I've wanted to get a tattoo for a while (don't tell my mom). Amongst other things, I've been thinking about getting a Star Wars tattoo.

One idea is something written in the Star Wars alphabet, or Aurebesh. I can actually read and write this alphabet without a translator... It looks bad ass as a tattoo so this is an option that's very high on my list. It doesn't even have to be a Star Wars related quote or text. Any of these would work well perhaps.

Although for some reason one line I'm really stuck on is "Asteroids do not concern me." I don't know why but I just really love that line and think maybe it would be a fun tattoo.

Another simple yet geeky idea I had was just this: 3720:1. If you don't know what that means go watch The Empire Strikes Back again.






I've of course been thinking about getting a Boba Fett tattoo. My all time favorite Star Wars character. This image is one I really like and am considering:

My reservations lie in the new movies coming out. What if they ruin things or characters so badly I wouldn't want a tattoo of them anymore.

Is it possible that I'll ever stop loving Star Wars as much as I do?

Probably not.

I don't want to be one of those people who deny certain movies are part of Star Wars. Every Star Wars movie is Star Wars regardless of whether you like it or not.

So what if I got a Boba Fett tattoo and then the rumored Boba Fett standalone movie makes me wish I didn't have a Fett tattoo?

I suppose if that happened I'd have more to worry about than just a tattoo.... (My room is cluttered with Boba Fett collectibles and my brain with Boba Fett facts). Lucasfilm isn't beyond ruining existing Star Wars characters or things in the Star Wars universe. Just look at the Clone Wars show for proof of that.

I also like Fett's chest emblem. It doesn't actually have a meaning as far as anyone knows. Although Fett does mean farmer in Mandalorian which could explain the wheat looking thing. And I grew up on a farmstead type place in North Dakota, so it would fit me well I think.

I've been toying with the idea of it just being in black and white, or maybe changing the two little symbols inside it. That probably wouldn't be as cool.



My last notion for a Star Wars tattoo would be an AT-AT. I just love AT-ATs. They're so impractically awesome (Although I could explain to you why they're a practical vehicle in the Star Wars universe I wont).


















I'd want something like these two. No color or anything. I like the look of just black line work tattoos.

What do you think, internet? Should I wait until the new Star Wars movies come out to make sure I'm not turned off to Star Wars? Is that even possible?




I also really like the look of trash polka style.  Not sure how to incorporate that into a Star Wars tattoo.


Friday, June 1, 2012

Wise quotes and a Lightsaber

I'm a huge Star Wars fan.

I just dropped a lot of money on getting myself a lightsaber. Here's a link to the saber I ordered. Green blade. I fancy myself to be more of a consular than a guardian for those more knowledgeable about the distinctions between different Jedi...

I'm not one to go as far as to join up with the Temple of the Jedi Order, though I have actually looked through their site and think it's all rather good stuff.

I do however like to consider myself a Jedi more or less now and then.


Lets get that judging out of the way....

...still waiting...

Done judging?

Ok. It's less that I'm trying to live out some nerdy fantasy and moreso that my life values and things happen to coincide with a lot of Jedi stuff too. Works out quite well.

Back to the lightsaber. Once it comes in I plan on customizing and personalizing it to some extent. I want to really make it mine.

One way I had planed on doing that was painting an excerpt from the Jedi Code onto the hilt somewhere, probably near the bottom.

"Emotion, yet peace."

This is my favorite bit of the Jedi Code.

Then I thought, why not put lots of wise quotes that fit my views on life and would also seem rather Jedi like?

Here is a list of quotes that I find to be worthy of being on my lightsaber. Any quote I would put on my saber would be in the Aurebesh, which I can actually read....

There are a lot of quotes here but they're all good ones. The author of the quote isn't listed as I put these into a word doc without it (since I wouldn't put the name on my saber now would I). The names really aren't that relevant anyway, just the content of the quote. These are in no particular order.



Quotes worthy of being on my lightsaber:

Worrying will never change the outcome
I have decided to be happy because it is good for my health
Comparison is the thief of joy
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
Fight less listen more
Thinking too much can only cause problems
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it
Fear is a liar
Focus on what’s right in front of you
Act without expectation
Accept whatever comes to you woven in the fabric of your destiny
Life can only take place in the present moment, if we lose the present moment we lose life
If you only look after your own hide then you’re not a man
Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.
Be patient in a moment of anger and you will escape one hundred days of sorrow
The quieter you become, the more you can hear
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future
Rejoice in the way things are
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox
Because of great love, one is courageous
Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger




There you have it. Kudos if you've read this far. This was a bit of a longwinded post...

Also, I haven't really decided on the best means of applying a quote, or more, to my lightsaber. I'll have to see what the body is like (I'm pretty sure it's anodized aircraft aluminum). Maybe model paint? Or a sharpie? I would want it in silver.


May the force be with you!


P.S. at the risk of stealing the thunder from my signoff I have to note that I think that's the first time I've ever 'said' may the force be with you in a serious/semi-serious way.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Corporate Spyware?

You may or may not be familiar with what spyware is. You probably just know that it's bad.

Spyware is a form of malware that monitors one's computer usage and can even steal login information, personal info, browsing history and more.

Spyware is bad news.

And now some companies might have spyware-esqe features built into their programs.

Wait what?

Electronic Arts' new Origin digital download service caused quite the stir when it was discovered that by agreeing to the EULA (that thing no one ever reads) you were essentially giving EA permission to monitor what you do on your computer such as software usage, take your personal information, track your browsing habits, and sell this information to advertisers.

And there's no opt out feature. You can't use the service unless you agree to their terms.

Origin is EA's computer platform for distributing their PC games digitally. This includes big name games like Battlefield 3, Mass Effect 3, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. If you want to play any of these games on your computer you need Origin.

So if you want to play one of these games, you have no choice but to agree to the terms.


2. Consent to Collection and Use of Data.

You agree that EA may collect, use, store and transmit technical and related information that identifies your computer (including the Internet Protocol Address), operating system, Application usage (including but not limited to successful installation and/or removal), software, software usage and peripheral hardware, that may be gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, dynamically served content, product support and other services to you, including online services. EA may also use this information combined with personal information for marketing purposes and to improve our products and services. We may also share that data with our third party service providers in a form that does not personally identify you. IF YOU DO NOT WANT EA TO COLLECT, USE, STORE, TRANSMIT OR DISPLAY THE DATA DESCRIBED IN THIS SECTION, PLEASE DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE APPLICATION. This and all other data provided to EA and/or collected by EA in connection with your installation and use of this Application is collected, used, stored and transmitted in accordance with EA’s Privacy Policy located at www.ea.com. To the extent that anything in this section conflicts with the terms of EA’s Privacy Policy, the terms of the Privacy Policy shall control.


EA can then essentially gain access to your whole hard drive, not necessarily programs directly related to Origin.

This crosses an ethical line.

Say you have a house. You want to install a new kitchen in your house. But what if the company installing your new kitchen was also going to install cameras and listening devices throughout your whole house and collect data on your habits and other items in your house. And then sell that information to third parties.

Not cool.

That's what EA has done with Origin, but instead of your house it's your computer.

EA stands to make a lot of money selling your info to advertisers.

Is it okay for corporations that track information on your computer to sell that information to third parties?

Spying on you and using that information for profit?

Most certainly not.

EA did update the EULA for Origin in response to the outrage and said this:

“EA would never sell your personally identifiable information to anyone, nor would it ever use spyware or install spyware on users’ machines. We and agents acting on our behalf do not share information that personally identifies you without your consent, except in rare instances where disclosure is required by law or to enforce EA’s legal rights.”
 EA will still collect information from your computer, they just removed the clause saying they can sell it. Though that's no reason to believe they still won't.

Is EA opening the way for other companies to follow suit with more corporate spyware?

I sure hope not, but only time will tell.

We will have to be vocal in opposing corporate spyware if we want it to go away.

Keep your personal information how it belongs: personal.

Oppose corporate spyware. 

Monday, February 27, 2012

Computing bursts for Smartphones

Smartphones!

Everyone has them!

Well almost everyone. I don't have one (and I'm ok with that.)

But for the most part more and more people are getting smartphones. It's come to the point where you're pretty much the odd one out if you don't have one.

Well good news for those of you who do have smartphones!

A study team from the computer science and engineering departments at the University of Pennsylvania and the University of Michigan with what they call computational sprinting.

Transient behavior of initiation and termination of sprinting. Image credit: Computational Sprinting, Proceedings of the 18th Symposium on High Performance Computer Architecture (HPCA 2012).


Their method is aimed at all mobile environments, which mostly pertains to smartphones, but reaches other devices as well.

The researchers aim to overcome the current performance constraints present in current smartphones. The problem with the way current smartphones operate is that their processors are made for sustained performance, when in reality most smartphone applications are characterized by short bursts of intense computation punctuated by long idle periods.

The method of computational sprinting, along with the use of chips with over 12 processing cores would essentially fix this issue and result in better performance in handheld devices.

What does this mean for the field of computer science?

If this new processing method for mobile devices takes root we might see a surge in more mobile computing systems being used in all fields, which by extension means more productivity in all other fields. As mobile computing becomes more and more efficient, computers are going to become smaller and smaller, reducing materials needed to produce them and as such production costs.

Computational sprinting may very well pave the way to processing breakthroughs in different areas of the field of computer science.

What does this mean for the public?

Computational sprinting, if it succeeds, will mean more powerful smartphones in your hand. Response times will be quicker and processing power will be much more efficient. Running multiple applications at once will be less strenuous on your phone.




Wednesday, February 22, 2012

A Technical Review of Gears of War 3


I needed to choose something in the field of computer science to review, and I thought why not a video game? A review of something interesting would be much more captivating and fun to write than say, a review of a compiler or a new programing language IDE. And best of all, you obviously don’t have to be in the field of computer science to enjoy this product!

I’m a computer science major and as you might guess I play a lot of video games. (Heck I write another blog about video games.) I’m very interested in not only playing games but learning about what goes in to making them.

Video games fit well into the realm of the field of computer science. They are as much a feat of programing and computing prowess as they are artistic and creative.

On the surface of a game we see the work of the artists, hear the work of the composer, and live the work of the writers, but beneath all of that is the work of the programmers, the designers, and the developers.

Thousands upon thousands of lines of code go into making a modern video game run well.  

Today I’m going to review Gears of War 3, a video game that came out last November.

There are plenty of websites out there with their own reviews of Gears of War 3 so I’m not going to run through things like the story or the multiplayer, but rather I’m going to focus on more technical elements of the game. I’m also not going to offer too much opinion or conjecture, because that’s something I do over on my other blog.

Gears of War 3 is a fantastic game. It runs on the now industry standard Unreal Engine, a physics/graphics engine that powers the game and dictates how different objects interact with each other and behave in the game world.

The Unreal Engine is such a popular engine for developers for a reason. It’s one of the best out there, and it absolutely shines in Gears of War 3, developed by Epic Games, the same company that produces the Unreal Engine.

Getting the lighting right before finishing the models. 


Gears of War 3 touts some of the most impressive lighting I’ve seen in a game to date. Lighting is something you might take for granted while playing a game; the way the light filters through particles in the air, the way shadows are cast, and the way explosions affect the light.

Many games struggle to get the lighting just right, but the lighting in Gears 3 is very impressive and something to admire when you play it.

The physics in Gears of War 3 are superb. The characters in the world have a real sense of weight when they slam into cover and run across the battlefield. They way bodies and chunks fly apart and react to the environment is also very well done. More impressive than the body physics is the water physics. Gears of War 3 has some very natural water that reacts how you would expect it to when something passes through it or splashes into it rather than just a pre-determined splash animation.

Physics are a hard thing to nail down in games, but Gears 3’s physics are spot on.

Graphics! “Are the graphics good Joe? I like good graphics!”

Though graphics are not what make or break a game, they are an important part of the experience. Gears of War 3 has some of the most impressive graphics on the current generation. The lines are crisp and the environment has just the right level of realism without edging too near to the uncanny valley.

You’ll have nothing to complain about when it comes to graphics in Gears 3.

One last thing that a lot of people overlook is the graphical user interface, or GUI. Essentially it’s the menus in the game.  Gears 3 has a very simple front end GUI that gets you where you need to be fast.
The only thing I found to be a bit odd was that the multiplayer options were buried within a few other menus, but not too deep to be a real bother.

When it comes to technical achievement Gears of War 3 does not fall short in a single area. I give Gears 3 a 5/5 in the technical aspects of the game. And if you were wondering I give it a 5/5 in the areas of story, gameplay, and multiplayer as well.


Monday, February 20, 2012

The Field of Computer Science

I'm an undergraduate student at NDSU and my primary major is computer science (I’m also majoring in international studies). That means when I grow up I get to be a scientist! A computer scientist.

How fun does that sound?

The field of computer science is broken into many different subfields, from computational complexity theory, to computer graphics, to programing languages, human computer interaction and much more.

Computer science might just be one of the most important fields out there today. The advent of computers and computer scientists has completely reshaped society and the way the world functions. There are computers in virtually every device and system in existence today.

The work done in the field of computer science affects almost all other areas of study as well as shares ideas with them. Computer science research often includes other disciplines such as linguistics, mathematics, physics, statistics, and logic.

Most of the work done in the field of computer science actually involves manipulating programs and software, not the computers themselves.

"Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra

Who goes into computer science?

Well, me, for one.

Who else? Anyone really. It takes a lot of patience and the ability to think logically, but anyone can get into computer science if they’re interested in doing more with computers than facebook.

Computer scientists want to use technology to make the world better and more exciting.

Let’s imagine a world without computer scientists. A world with no one to write new programs, no one to manage databases or information systems, a world with no one to come out with new operating systems, or cell phone apps.

What would that world be like?

It would suck wouldn’t it?

When you text someone next think of this: someone had to code a program in your phone that allows you to compose a text message. Almost every simple task that we take for granted is affected and made possible by computer science.

The website on which you're reading this text was only made possible by computer science. Someone had to code this webpage and all its elements. 

Computer science is a very complex and diverse field that has found its niche in every facet of society. 


Monday, January 23, 2012

My Nook Dilemma

I love reading.

I'm glad my parents got me into reading books when I was younger. Movies are nice and all, but books do so much more for you.

Being a big geek and tech lover, the next logical step in being such an avid reader would be getting an e-reader no?

I really think I would enjoy getting a Nook (I love Barnes & Noble). My roommate has a Nook, my girlfriend has a Nook, and my other friend has a Nook. They seem pretty great. Having one would be great for travelling; I could have as many books as I wanted and they would take up no space!

I want one. I think :\


BUT


I love books! Real books. Having a real book in your hands feels so much better than reading off an e-reader. You can see how far you've made it through a book and track your progress. You can feel the paper in your fingers.  Then when you're done with it you can put it on your shelf, almost like a trophy.


I love owning books. I just put up a bookshelf in my room the other day so I could fill it with my books. It feels good to have a shelf full of books rather than a shelf full of movies.




I would rather have something like this in my home than something like this:



I even collect books in Skyrim! My character in Skyrim is a deprived murderer with hardly any morals, but I go out of my way to collect books and fill my house with them.



My house in Skyrim looks like that, but with more books. LOTS more books. I don't even read the books I grab in Skyrim, but I collect them nonetheless! 

I love the satisfaction of having a collection of books, which in the end seems to be the biggest deterrent to me getting an e-reader. 

Do you have an e-reader? Which do you prefer? How do you feel about all this? Do you love owning real books? Or are you indifferent? 

I'm torn on this decision... I would love to hear your advice! Leave comments below!





Friday, November 18, 2011

The Amazing Adventures of The Rogue and Neon Girl!

I stumbled onto this site today.

I was chilling with my girlfriend between classes and I decided to make Neon Girl, who she claims her superhero would be. She's neon girl because she's so pale.

I also decided to make myself a super hero. The Rogue. (Not simply Rogue because that's already an X-Men character.)



This is Neon Girl. She uses bright light of her neon skin to blind and stun her enemies. 

This is The Rogue, Neon Girl's superhero boyfriend. He has an awesome magical sword, but if the baddies are too far away for the sword he just shoots them. 

Together The Rogue and Neon Girl fight crime and evilness in Fargo! They prowl the city looking for people who just don't know how to park properly or are just plain douche bags and they deal with them appropriately.

Their arch nemesis is the Evil Count Drunkass! *Dun dun duunnn!*

Count Drunkass's super powers include toxic belches, pinpoint accurate projectile vomiting, insulting women, smashing things, and more. 

He is Neon Girl and The Rogue's greatest foe. They have encountered him many times but have yet to defeat him. 




Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Bison Man

I really love this picture and want it framed in a fancy antique frame.



I like to think he was some kind of wild west superhero vigilante who was transformed into a bison man after being struck by lighting while touching a bison. 

This picture is just bad ass. 

The end. 

Saturday, August 13, 2011

The Ewoks are coming for you

You may or may not be aware of the Star Wars Miniatures Game.

It's awesome and a lot of fun to play as well as collect.

Yesterday three of my friends and I decided to play a somewhat unorthodox game. Normally there are just two players facing off, but we wanted to have a four way battle.

We used this map of Endor's shield generator bunker:


The teams were these:

Imperials, Rebels, Ewoks, and Ugnaughts/Jawas.

It was to be a silly game indeed.

But the ewoks sided with the rebels you say?

Nope.

That's why I wanted to make this post. The story we conceived for this scenario was so funny to me I wanted to share it.

Naturally the imperials are there because of the Death Star, the rebels are there trying to stop them. The ugnaughts and jawa team is there trying to conquer the moon simply out of greed.

And the ewoks.

Those cute cuddly bear guys...

Well, the reason they're not with the rebels is this:

When Leia met Wicket she took her helmet off and it startled him. Before she could explain to him that it's just a hat, he stabbed her in the neck with his spear and killed her. He took her body back to his ewok camp and they ate her.

When Luke, Han, Chewbacca, R2, and 3PO got caught in that trap they cut themselves out. C-3PO was damaged in the fall.

The ewoks perceived him as a god, and they blamed Han, Luke, Chewie, and R2 for 3PO's death. They were taken back to the camp and cooked and eaten.

The ewoks were not happy about people invading their moon.

And that's why the ewoks were not sided with the rebels in our little game of Star Wars miniatures.

The ewoks actually did quite well in the game too. It ended up being a draw ending with one ugnaught and one ewok.

The imperials in the bunker were swarmed by ewoks. It was funny.


Anyway, just thought I'd share that. The image of ewoks swarming people and chopping them up and stabbing them just seems funny in a twisted way.

Yub Nub!

Monday, July 11, 2011

5 Songs about Games that aren't really about Games.

Here's some songs about some games that aren't really meant to be about the games.  

I was going to put this on IJAG, but it seemed kinda pointless. What do you think? 

Enjoy

Gears of War
Megadeth - Gears of War



Battlefield Bad Company 2
Five Finger Death Punch - Bad Company
I realize this is a cover song, but I prefer this one. 



Cawa Doody
Lil Wayne - Call of Duty
This song might actually be about Call of Duty. I don't follow Lil Wayne, nor do I follow CoD. I feel that the quality of this song reflects the quality of the game. 



The Darkness
Disturbed - The Darkness



Halo
Beyoncé - Halo

Friday, June 24, 2011

My Kinect Dream

I could probably draw this out and post it on It's Just a Game, but I thought I'd get this jotted down here while I could.

Last night I had a dream where I buddy of mine had a Kinect. Some girls were playing a game on it.

In the game you were playing Kinect. So on the TV, in the game, you were controlling an avatar in a living room who was playing a game on Kinect. (think World of World of Warcraft.)

I wouldn't put it past Microsoft to make this one a reality.

I shopped together really quickly a visual aid to let you see what I'm describing.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

What's up with the National Anthem?

The Star Spangled Banner.



I've always thought it's a boring song, but that's besides the point.

Why do they play it before every sports game?

I've never understood this.

Though I have distanced myself from sports in the last few years. (I don't care about sports at all. I don't get what all the fuss is about.)

But why play the national anthem before every sporting event?

The United States wasn't founded on the basis that everyone should be able to play sports. Hell, professional sports discriminated against minorities for a long while.

As far as I know there's nothing about sports in the constitution.

Maybe it's played before sports like Baseball and Hand Egg because this is the only country that really likes those sports. It's some kind of show of 'Merican pride.

Or perhaps the sort of people who get all riled up about some guys playing a simple game like to feel some sense of national pride once and a while. They need to remind themselves that they live in "the greatest nation on Earth." Though I feel that anyone who touts that has never been abroad.

Do they play the national anthem before tennis matches? Or before a game of golf? I doubt it. Though I don't know for sure. I feel that the people who invest their time in those sports are of a different mindset than those who would scream and rant over a missed field goal or a robbed homerun.

I don't get sports. I don't get uberpatriotism. I don't get why the Star Spangled Banner is played at sporting games. I don't get why I'm expected to put my hand over my heart when it plays. I guess I don't get a lot of things.

And that's fine with me. 

Monday, May 9, 2011

My Summer.

I can't study.

I can't focus on computer science anymore.

Arrays, Queues, Binary Trees, Algorithms, abstract data types.

No more for now.

I don't know what to do.

So i'm just going to write.

And I guess you're going to read it huh.

I need to do a lot this summer, besides take a stupid calc class and get a job.

I need to get a custom domain name for It's Just a Game.

I need to transplant my spider plant, Peter Parker into a bigger pot again.

I want to make a papercraft Boba Fett helmet.

I need to do lots of stuff with my hon bun.

I want to bike or walk downtown often to write and just relax.

I need to get in shape.

I need to read.

I have a lot of books I need to read right now.
  • Currently reading The Power of Now. 
  • Cryptnomicon by Neal Stephenson
  • Anatham by Neal Stephenson
  • Second part of Stephen King's The Dark Tower graphic novel
  • All of the free comic books I got on free comic book day.
  • perhaps some of my roommate's comic books
I need to get LA Noir.

I need to play the shit out of it. 

I need to beat Metal Gear Solid 3. (I agreed that I'd beat my roommate's favorite game if he beat mine.(Mass Effect)).

I need to beat Gears of War 2 co op with my hon bun. 

I need to keep It's Just a Game interesting. 

I should probably finish up my Fem Shep playthrough of Mass Effect 2. 

I want to have a lot of Nerf sword fights in my fraternity house. 

From the sounds of this I have a lot ahead of me this summer. 

Maybe I'll keep you readers updated on it. 

Anyways, I guess this post is wrapping up. I just needed an outlet of my loss of focus. 

Stupid finals. 

Ciao



Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Why I love Twitter.

It all started over a year ago.

Someone in my fraternity decided to set up a twitter account for our chapter in the hopes of keeping everyone better updated on what was going on.

So I signed up for twitter and started following.

Our chapter's twitter account was short lived, but I stuck with Twitter.

I wasn't sure what to expect from it, and I didn't even touch it over the whole summer. But once the summer was over I found myself getting sucked back in to Twitter.

I started following some of my friends, and I found some interesting people on twitter.

I think it all took off when I started following Felicia Day. She posted a Tweet that brought me here.

I really got into this blog. It really inspired me. And from reading that blog, I found more blogs I really like. Such as Zen Habits, one of my favorites.

So now I had been sucked into the world of blogging because of one little tweet. That's how I got inspired to start writing It's Just a Game. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Twitter also gives me lots of insider info because I follow a lot of game developers.

I can keep my German in shape with Twitter because I follow a lot of people from Germany.

And I've gotten some free stuff because of Twitter.

I got free lightsabers from my Xbox Avatar because Lucas Arts tweeted some codes. I got the Super Meat Boy soundtrack for free because one of the team members posted codes for free downloads.

So Twitter has done me good. It's helping me connect with others similar to me, it's opened me up to the wonderful world of blogging, and it's helping me get my blog out there. It's Just a Game, not this one. ;) 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Animal Language


I just watched The Aristocats last night.

Great movie. Thomas O'Malley is one smooth cat.

But it got me thinking. In most movies that have talking animals, the humans can't understand the animals right?

Ok.

But

All of the animals can understand each other.

Humans can only understand humans, but any animal can communicate with any other animal? Poppycock.

You'd think that animals would follow the same pattern, cats can only talk to cats, mice can only talk to mice, frogs can only talk to frogs, and so on.

Anywho... Thats just what I was thinking about last night. 

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Smell the Music.

The Arts have a pretty big hold on two of our senses: hearing and sight.

There is an unending amount of music and auditory experiences you can find anywhere from orchestra pits to the Zune Marketplace. Music can speak to your moods, let you drift away, or compel you to run and ram into a huge crowd of people doing the same. Music does a lot for people.

The sense of sight is equally explored. Everything from fine art, to sculpture, to movies, to youtube videos, to graffiti, to tattoos, its all an art form that uses our sense of sight.

But the sense of smell is more or less untapped.

I have heard that the sense of smell is one of the most powerful senses we have. Smells can trigger memories.

So why aren't there forms of art revolving around the sense of smell?

Think of a song made up of scents.

What would that be like?

The smell would gradually change, making you feel different things, think of different things.

Right now scents and fragrances are marketed in ways to make your house or room smell better, but not as a form of art.

Do you think the sense of smell will ever have a roll in art? Whether on its own or coupled with hearing or sight?

This is just something I've thought about. And now you're thinking about it. 

My Terrible Jokes

So sometimes my brain will just associate words in odd ways and it'll form a really lame joke in my head. Ask my roommate. He hears a lot of my on the fly terrible puns. Its fun watching him cringe when I say them.



But these are some of the bad jokes I've made up. At least the one's I can still remember.


Q: What is a snake's favorite part of band class?

A:The Scales!!!! Click here


Q: What is Eddie van Halen's favorite vegetable?

A: Rockoli! \m/>.<\m/


Q: What is the average cup size in Canada?

A: Eh. :\


Q: What did Dr. Solus prescribe Commander Shepard when he needed to fight dark energy wielding enemies?

A: Antibiotics! Doh!

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Q: What did the scientific baker come up with?

A: A piepothesis!

Q: What is a pirate's least favorite color?

A: Maroon!


Well, thats all I can think of for now. Hope you don't have a mark on your forehead from facepalming.