So sometimes my brain will just associate words in odd ways and it'll form a really lame joke in my head. Ask my roommate. He hears a lot of my on the fly terrible puns. Its fun watching him cringe when I say them.
But these are some of the bad jokes I've made up. At least the one's I can still remember.
Q: What is a snake's favorite part of band class?
A:The Scales!!!! Click here
Q: What is Eddie van Halen's favorite vegetable?
A: Rockoli! \m/>.<\m/
Q: What is the average cup size in Canada?
A: Eh. :\
Q: What did Dr. Solus prescribe Commander Shepard when he needed to fight dark energy wielding enemies?
A: Antibiotics! Doh!
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Q: What did the scientific baker come up with?
A: A piepothesis!
Q: What is a pirate's least favorite color?
A: Maroon!
Well, thats all I can think of for now. Hope you don't have a mark on your forehead from facepalming.
But these are some of the bad jokes I've made up. At least the one's I can still remember.
Q: What is a snake's favorite part of band class?
A:The Scales!!!! Click here
Q: What is Eddie van Halen's favorite vegetable?
A: Rockoli! \m/>.<\m/
Q: What is the average cup size in Canada?
A: Eh. :\
Q: What did Dr. Solus prescribe Commander Shepard when he needed to fight dark energy wielding enemies?
A: Antibiotics! Doh!
(If you're into video games check out this site! http://www.itsjustagame.net/ )
Q: What did the scientific baker come up with?
A: A piepothesis!
Q: What is a pirate's least favorite color?
A: Maroon!
Well, thats all I can think of for now. Hope you don't have a mark on your forehead from facepalming.
