My Brilliant Ideas

So, as they come into my head, I record brilliant ideas in my phone. I suppose not all of them have made it into my phone, but I will write about the ones I do have written down.

Enjoy.

1. A Dry Erase T-Shirt. This is essentially a shirt with an area on the front that acts as a whiteboard. Now you can change the stupid ironic phrase on your shirt every day!
2. Rough Shoe Laces. I think I had this idea after my shoe laces would come untied all the time. If the shoelaces had more friction with each other they would be less likely to come undone. 
3. Silent Shopping Carts. Pushing a shopping cart through a parking lot is annoying. Find a way to quiet those suckers. 
4. Building Slides. I think every building thats more than 2 stories should have slides as a means of getting back down. Way more fun than elevators or stairs. 
1. Note: I was told by someone with firsthand experience that people like to poop in slides.
5. Playgrounds for Adults. I love playgrounds. But I don't want to look like a pedophile. Solution? Playgrounds made specifically for adults! Less safety, more fun!
6. Helium Backpack. A backpack with a pocket of helium in it to take some of the stress off your back. lol. 
7. A Backpack with Sound Effects. So when you open the zipper it goes: Ahhhh... And when you put stuff in it it goes: Nom Nom Nom. And when you re zip it it goes: Mmmmphff! Stuff like that. 
8. Bacon Juice. One day I said that I needed to get some Naked Juice. My roommate thought I said Bacon Juice. With everyone's obsession for bacon, I figure it could sell. 
9. Baby Shaped Candy Dish. It'd be like taking candy from a baby....
10. Domesticated Squirrels. 'Cause having a squirrel for a pet would be awesome. 
11. Baby Section in Restaurants. Restaurants have (or had) smoking sections because people don't want to be around annoying secondhand smoke. Why not have a baby section so people don't have to be around crying babies? 
12. A Trivia Restaurant. I think this idea went something like this: You answer a trivia question right and you get your meal half off, you get it wrong you pay full price. Or double or nothing: you get the question right your meal is free, get it wrong and the price doubles. 
13. A Gravity Gun Eating Utinsil. Basically your food just floats there. So you don't have to put your mouth on anything except the food. 
14. Directionless Clothing. So no matter what its on the right way. No inside out. No forwards. No backwards. You just throw it on and its good to go. Simplifies things. 
15. Thief App. I'm not sure what this one was supposed to be. I think it's supposed to be an app that can steal other apps...
16. Solar Powered Heated Jackets. Self explanatory.
17. Siamese Twin DJs. 'Cause that would be cool.  
18. EDIT: Just found another one. Elevated Jar Bottom. Ever struggle to get peanut butter or what have you out of the bottom of the jar? Well, what if you just had to twist the bottom of the jar, and the bottom rose up through the jar, pushing all the leftover peanut butter up with it. Now you can reach it. 

Well thats it for now. I might assemble another list later once I come up with more brilliance.